Andrew Marcus

San Francisco. Part Two
Chinatown and Russian Hill

The day before the earthquake of 1906, a cinematographer filmed his tram ride on Market Street in downtown San Francisco.

It seems to be the world’s first dashcam video.

Old San Francisco was destroyed, but one thing from that footage has survived to this day — the cable car.

The San Francisco tram is unique. It is a hybrid of a tram and a funicular. Instead of overhead electric wires, the tram cleverly grips a metal cable that is laid in a special groove along the track. This cable, spanning many kilometers throughout San Francisco, is mechanically pulled by an engine from the depot and hauls the entire tram behind it!

Of course, you won’t get far with mechanical traction. Electric trams appeared in San Francisco before the 20th century began and proved to be twice as cheap in construction and six times cheaper in maintenance.

A few cable lines survived until the earthquake, while all others were replaced with electric ones. Then the catastrophe destroyed the cable station and depot, and the majority of the cars were destroyed by fire. The focus shifted to restoring electric trams, and cable cars were forgotten for a while.

After a few years, it turned out that the incline of some hills in San Francisco was so steep that the electric tram simply couldn’t pull heavily loaded trains. Cable cars were reintroduced on several routes.

A cable car on a steep San Francisco street

Throughout the 20th century, there was a gradual replacement of trams with buses, which were able to conquer even the steepest inclines. Eventually only three cable car lines remained, and residents had to fight to preserve them. These lines still operate in San Francisco to this day.

A historic San Francisco cable car

For some reason, people often say that the tram in San Francisco is just an entertainment for tourists. That’s not true. The tram is genuine and historical. It’s just inconvenient to ride on it. It’s small, expensive, infrequent and slow. That’s why mostly tourists ride the tram. But the tram itself is original.

A route map of northeastern San Francisco in the style of a GTA radar

Russian Hill

No, there was nothing reminiscent of San Francisco here! This street looked more like the outskirts of old Tula or Kaluga. We stopped by a small house with a porch and entered inside. The first room, adorned with vintage photographs and magazine cutouts on the walls, was crowded with people. There were bearded, elderly folks wearing glasses and also some younger ones in jackets, with Russian shirts peeking out from beneath. It was precisely the attire that pre-revolutionary Russian workers would wear on festive days.

However, the women made the strongest impression. We almost had to rub our eyes to make sure that such women could exist in 1936, not in some remote Old Russian backwater, but in petrol-electric San Francisco, on the other side of the world. Among them, we saw Russian peasant women, fair-faced and rosy-cheeked, dressed in fine festive blouses with puffy sleeves and broad skirts, the kind of fashion that had been brought over from Russia and had remained unchanged in San Francisco. We also noticed tall elderly women with shrewd eyes, wearing calico scarves. And where on earth did they get calico in this bustling city!

The women spoke softly and melodically, and as expected, greeted us with a gentle handshake. Many of them couldn't speak English well, despite having lived in San Francisco for most of their lives. The gathering resembled an old village wedding: everyone was present, yet the merriment hadn't yet begun.
Ilf and Petrov, One-Storey America.

It seems I will be the first to say that Ilf and Petrov’s “One-Storey America” is a monstrous jumble of fiction and mistakes.

Russians never settled on Russian Hill.

Ilf and Petrov write that the hill became known as Russian Hill because of Russian immigrants who arrived here after the revolution. That’s not true. The hill received its name in the 19th century due to an old cemetery with tombstones featuring Cyrillic inscriptions.

Five hundred families, as written by the authors, did arrive in America after the 1905 revolution. However, they did not settle on Russian Hill but dispersed throughout California. The families that did end up in San Francisco built their “Molokan Church” on Potrero Hill — in a different part of the city!

The Molokan church in San Francisco, archival photo

Russian Hill did resemble the outskirts of Tula or Kaluga during Ilf and Petrov’s journey. Half of San Francisco probably looked like that back then.

Potrero Hill in the early 20th century, archival photo

Let’s suppose, however, that the authors deliberately mixed Russian Hill and Potrero Hill to avoid confusing the reader with unnecessary details. Let’s even assume that the immigrants did indeed build a few houses in a Russian style and hung signs in the Russian language. But what do the authors write next?

The majority of the immigrants were Molokans, a persecuted religious sect in the Russian Empire. As Ilf and Petrov claim, in the “spacious basement premises” where they were invited to descend, “portraits of Stalin, Kalinin, and Voroshilov” were hanging.

Apparently, the Molokans were so embittered by persecutions from the Orthodox Church that they hung a portrait of Stalin on the wall as a token of gratitude for the explosion of the Cathedral of Christ the Savior in Moscow a few years earlier. There is no other explanation for this phenomenon.

Molokans in San Francisco, archival photo

But what is most surprising is that Ilf, who brought back so many first-rate photographs from America, did not show a single photograph of such an important place as Russian Hill. Perhaps this is because he simply made up half of the story.

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Russian Hill is a famous place in San Francisco. Here you can find Lombard Street, the one that winds its way through the entire hill.

The winding Lombard Street

Absolutely crazy place.

Lombard Street with flowers and switchbacks

Someone is constantly driving or walking along the street. It’s impossible to seriously drive through Lombard, so mostly tourists and local eccentrics ride here. The windows of residential houses face directly onto the street. Not so lucky for whoever lives here.

Cars driving down the crooked Lombard Street

There is nothing more remarkable about Russian Hill.

A route map of northeastern San Francisco in the style of a GTA radar

Chinatown

People from all over the world live in San Francisco: Russians, Armenians, Italians, Japanese, Germans, Mexicans. Often, people from the same country settle next to each other. Therefore, like any American city, San Francisco is divided into ethnic neighborhoods.

Everyone has their own neighborhood in San Francisco. Russians settle in the district called “Little Russia,” Vietnamese reside in “Little Saigon,” the Jewish community lives in the Presidio area, and Japanese have Japantown.

But the Chinese make their presence felt the strongest. The Chinatown is located in the heart of the city, and there they have their own atmosphere.

San Francisco’s Chinatown

Indeed, it resembles China in some way, except there is less litter and fewer people.

A street in San Francisco’s Chinatown

In the Chinatown, everything is in Chinese. Not every signboard has a translation.

Chinese signs in Chinatown Chinese-language signs in San Francisco

The Chinese brought their architecture with them. Some of the buildings were constructed as early as the beginning of the 20th century.

They also brought narrow passageways with steep staircases.

A narrow entrance with steep stairs in Chinatown

They brought doors, canopies, and decorative elements.

Chinese doors and decor

They brought dirty alleys, as if the US didn’t have enough without the Chinese.

An alley in Chinatown

They also brought and installed fire escapes, balconies, curved roof ends, and flags — to make everyone envious.

Fire escapes and upturned roofs in Chinatown

But the most important thing that the Chinese brought to San Francisco is the Chinese people themselves.

Residents of Chinatown

One-third of San Francisco’s population consists of individuals from Asian countries. Around 22% are Chinese, making it the largest community in the city. For comparison, African Americans account for only 6% of San Francisco’s residents.

Passersby in San Francisco’s Chinatown

Chinese people started actively settling in San Francisco as early as 1860 when the city was the only port receiving immigrants from China. The second wave of migration occurred 100 years later.

Elderly Chinese people on a San Francisco street

Currently, more than 100,000 people live in Chinatown. This is 7 times higher than the average population density in San Francisco. It truly represents an authentic Chinese experience.

Crowded Chinatown

The heart of Chinatown is Portsmouth Square. Various ensembles and rallies constantly gather there. Chinese grandfathers and grandmothers play chess, participate in rallies, and sing songs.

Portsmouth Square in Chinatown

Vibrant party.

Elderly Chinese men playing chess in Portsmouth Square

The square is right next to the business districts of San Francisco. The Chinese picked the most civilized spot for themselves.

Portsmouth Square next to the Financial District

Personally, I really love ethnic neighborhoods. Diversity makes the city vibrant and contradictory, and you can also enjoy various national cuisines there.

A Chinese restaurant in San Francisco
A route map of northeastern San Francisco in the style of a GTA radar

Downtown

On the way from Chinatown to downtown, you come across an incredibly steep house. It’s a small hippie neighborhood located next to Jack Kerouac Alley.

A painted building near Jack Kerouac Alley

Jack Kerouac was a renowned writer of the Beat Generation. In short, think of them as extreme hippies. Burroughs was also associated with this movement, and Kerouac’s books influenced Hunter S. Thompson, who wrote “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.”

In general, the whole alley is dedicated to the beats and hippies. Here you can find a large bookstore and authentic cafes.

City Lights bookstore by Jack Kerouac Alley A beatnik café in North Beach

It’s not surprising that dealers are present in the alleyways, and the smell of marijuana lingers. It won’t be long before they become a thing of the past, as selling cannabis has been fully legalized in California.

An alley in the hippie quarter

From the alley, downtown is not far away. As you approach it, the triangular shape of the greenish-copper Columbus Tower comes into view. The tower currently houses Francis Ford Coppola’s studio.

The copper-green Columbus Tower

A similar building stands across the street. All of this echoes the famous Flatiron Building in New York.

A triangular building opposite Columbus Tower

The main skyscraper of San Francisco is the Transamerica Pyramid. It belongs to an insurance and investment corporation that hardly anyone outside the US has heard of.

The Transamerica Pyramid

Skyscrapers in San Francisco are a soft sandy color.

Sand-colored skyscrapers in San Francisco Downtown San Francisco skyscrapers

The brownish glass reflects a copper hue across the entire street.

A skyscraper with brown glass

Classic financial architecture.

San Francisco’s Financial District

Cool.

Skyscrapers in sunlight

It is difficult to capture downtown: the sun can never light a whole building because of the intricate cascade of neighboring skyscrapers.

A cascade of skyscrapers downtown High-rises in downtown San Francisco

Modern architecture.

A modern skyscraper in San Francisco

American cities mostly resemble movie sets. A street sign can’t just hang that elegantly on a pole by accident!

A street sign on a pole in San Francisco

A smoking manhole. It looks as if the steam was let out on purpose. New York’s steam pipes are much worse; in San Francisco, smoking manholes are fairly rare.

Steam rising from a manhole

It’s autumn in downtown. Trees stand leafless.

Leafless trees downtown

Pedestrian crossing.

A crosswalk in downtown San Francisco A downtown intersection

A tram that looks like an armored car runs downtown.

A streetcar in downtown San Francisco
A route map of northeastern San Francisco in the style of a GTA radar

Telegraph Hill

The tower visible from Russian Hill is called the Coit Tower. It was built in honor of a woman named Coit, who was a patron of the fire department.

Coit Tower on Telegraph Hill

The tower is located on Telegraph Hill. Once, instead of a tower on the hill, there was a semaphore that informed the city about ships entering the bay.

From the hill, there is a fantastic view of San Francisco.

A view of San Francisco from Telegraph Hill

This view can be called iconic. It is widely printed on postcards.

A postcard view of San Francisco

Hilly streets interrupted by the horizon are classic San Francisco.

The hilly streets of San Francisco San Francisco streets to the horizon

On the other side of the hill is a view of downtown. The best view of downtown.

A view of downtown from Telegraph Hill

Beyond the skyscrapers, the second bridge of San Francisco, the Bay Bridge, is visible. On the other side of the bay lies the city of Oakland.

The Bay Bridge beyond the skyscrapers

The Bay Bridge is purely a functional bridge. Few tourists are even aware of its existence. The Bay Bridge was opened six months before the Golden Gate Bridge. The simultaneous appearance of the two bridges dramatically transformed San Francisco by connecting the divided shores of the bay.

The Bay Bridge to Oakland

The main symbol of San Francisco, the Golden Gate Bridge, is also beautifully visible from the hill.

The Golden Gate Bridge from Telegraph Hill

I think I promised it a separate chapter?